05 Sep 2019 02:32:28
BREAKING: Per multiple sources the Winnipeg Jets are involved in “serious trade discussions” with multiple eastern conference teams revolving around RFA Patrik Laine. The Montreal Canadians are beloved to be heavily involved.


Another rumor is Laine is heavily heavily legitimately addicted to video games he actually moved his mom from Finland to Winnipeg to do his cooking and cleaning/ laundry for him.


1.) 05 Sep 2019
05 Sep 2019 05:57:28
Ok, i don't know if you're making up that last part but hilarious if true. that mean he's expecting not to have the money to pay a maid this year? Planning on sitting out? His skin complextion does scream indoors 24 hours a day/ 6 days a week maybe go grab some sushi 7th day for 20 minutes. So wouldn't be a huge surprise. Kidding jets guys.


2.) 05 Sep 2019
05 Sep 2019 06:49:46
Laine to Montreal for 500 vbucks


3.) 05 Sep 2019
05 Sep 2019 06:50:17
Laine for Phoeling, Mete & 1st ??


4.) 05 Sep 2019
05 Sep 2019 14:10:45
WPG: Laine
MTL: Poehling, Suzuki, Brook.


5.) 05 Sep 2019
05 Sep 2019 16:06:08
I really hope not. I'm just really not a fan of his.


6.) 05 Sep 2019
05 Sep 2019 16:12:53
I wouldn't want 3 maybes for a proven 30 goal guy Jaxon.


7.) 05 Sep 2019
05 Sep 2019 17:27:24
What a silly post. Laines mom was in Wpg in his 1st year to help him with the adjustment to living in a different country, not because of video games. I don't believe the Jets have him on the block but, if they do he should bring in a decent return.


8.) 05 Sep 2019
05 Sep 2019 21:56:20
is Laine really considered a "proven" 30 goal scorer? or did he just get 20+ goals on the powerplay that one year? I suppose that could happen again someday, but I don't have that kind of faith.


9.) 05 Sep 2019
05 Sep 2019 22:19:29
Your post is the next level of stupid facelift. Well done.


10.) 06 Sep 2019
06 Sep 2019 00:06:21
If you really don’t think Laine is a top 5 goal scorer in the game you’re an idiot.


11.) 06 Sep 2019
06 Sep 2019 13:43:26
Ugh vb, if he's one dimensional, fine. All he does is score. Assist is non existent. If you want a scorer go after Ovechkin.